**Frankie and Johnny Parody
By Hal Mitchell
Mamdani and the Voters were lovers.
Lordy, how they did love.
They swore to be true to each other,
Just as true as the stars above.
He was their man,
But he was doin’ them wrong!
Judge Pirro went to the courthouse;
To see what she could find.
She saw from the records there;
Mamdani was robbing them blind!
He was their man.
But he was doin’ them wrong!
Then the Judge called Pres. Trump;
To see what he could do;
He said “If you think that’s crooked;
I’ve got more news for you.
He was their man;
But he was doin’ them wrong!
He added “If you just read about Sharia,
There’s so much there that’s untrue!”
“If we ship Mamdani back to Uganda,
We’ll know his evil plan here is through!”
He was their man;
But, he was doin’ them wrong!
Then Trump went on to say,
“There may be a better way.
Let the Conservatives and repentant Jews,
Recall him now, curing the Sad Voter Blues!”
Yes, Mamdani was their man,
But, he was doin’ them wrong. So Wrong!
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Frankie and Johnny
Parody Continued!
Sixteen rubber tired carriages;
For only one political hack!
Carrying Mamdani to the political graveyard;
And they ain’t gonna’ bring him back!
He was their man.
But, he was doin’ them wrong!
Marco then said to Mamdani,
“I couldn’t say a prayer for you!”
“There’s no god named Allah,
And Jesus is the only Good News!”
He was their man.
But, he was doin’ them wrong!
This story does have a moral,
If you follow it to the end.
There ain’t no good in Man.
Jesus is your God and Friend!
He can do no wrong!
When you’re so wrong!
By Hal Mitchell
The Bard of Hearthstone Hills.