Nursery Rhyme of Hey Diddle, Diddle!
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The *Cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon
Hal’ Parody
Hey Diddle Diddle
Don’t slobber with spittle
Artemus II slipped behind the MOON
**Litle Dogs laugh and see it as ***sport
And the ****Dish always runs away with the Spoon!
*The Cow – The Space Shuttle
**Little Dogs – The uncalled Nations
***sport – Not important to the Uncalled Nations
****Dish – Trump and MAGA