Parody of All My Exes
All My Taxes
By Hal Mitchell
All my Taxes are paid in Texas
But I live in Tennessee
The IRS knows not how it affects us
But please George, don’t tell on me.
I made big bucks down in Alabama
They’re hopin’ I’ll come back soon
‘Cause I won a big bet in a Slama Jama
They think I took a rocket to the moon.
I got big pay from Mayor Bass in L.A.
For her keepin’ her guitar in tune
She wanted me to stay
But I won’t be seein’ her soon.
All my Taxes are paid in Texas
But I live in Tennessee
The IRS knows not how it affects us
But please George, don’t tell on me!
By Hal Mitchell
The Bard of Hearthstone Hills