Elmer’s Tune Parody
Schumer’s Tune
Why are Movie Stars winkin’ and blinkin’ but still warin’ Luvs?
What makes the Senate unrepentant and takin’ off their gloves?
It’s not their season; they’re out of reason it’s plain as the moon
It’s just Schumer’s Tune!
What makes him shady as a night “lady” out on the loose?
He’s an old gander prone to meander and he’s so obtuse!
He’ll get a kickin’ like a chicken hatched out in June.
That’s just Schumer’s Tune
Listen, listen.
There’s a lot you’re liable to be missin’
Sing it! Swing it!
Any old way and any old time.
He’s a dirty player; loves the LA Mayor
But hates the man on the street.
He taxes the city charmer, the farmer and the man in the moon!
That’s just Schumer’s Tune!
The Senate sings Schumer’s Tune!
They all sing Schumer’s Tune!