Parody of **Mrs Robinson
By Hal Mitchell – 9/16/2025
So, here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
But Woe, Woe, Woe!
Woe, Woe, Woe!
God bless you, Mrs. Robinson
It’s not too late for you to pray!
Even though your son has gone away!
Hey, Hey, Hey! Hey, Hey, Hey!
We know Tyler had a rifle hidden away
And that he was filled with hate
When he heard Charlie Kirk debate
Hey, Hey, Hey! Hey, Hey, Hey!
He had it hidden in his pants that awful day
And our mourning is on TV to display!
But for Erika and his kids we all pray!
Tyler’s goin’ away! Hey, Hey, Hey!
Tyler’s goin’ away!Hey, Hey!! Hey,
Hey, Hey, Hey! Hey, Hey, Hey!
**“Mrs. Robinson” was a song by American folk rock duo Simon & Garfunkel in1968, reaching No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 . Click or google it.
By Hal Mitchell
The Bard of Hearthstone Hills