Patriot Parodies

The Wally Webb Mysteries

  The Wally Webb Mysteries, also known is a series of detective novels featuring the private investigator Walter Wallace Webb, also known as Wally. The series is set in Tucson, Arizona, and follows Wally’s investigations into various intriguing cases. The first book, Sonora Storm, introduces readers to Wally’s character and his agency, Tangled Web Solutions. The series includes a third book titled Big Sky P.I., which continues Wally’s adventures in Montana. The trilogy is known for its engaging plotlines, intricate details, and the dynamic between Wally and his “Girl Friday” Shannon McGinnis. The series has been well-received for its blend of mystery, thriller, and action, making an exciting adventure for all readers.  

Parody of Mrs. Robinson

Parody of Mrs Robinson By Hal Mitchell – 9/16/2025 So, here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know But Woe, Woe, Woe! Woe, Woe, Woe! God bless you, Mrs. Robinson It’s not too late for … Continued

All My Exes Parody

Parody of All My Exes All My Taxes By Hal Mitchell All my Taxes are paid in Texas But I live in Tennessee The IRS knows not how it affects us But please George, don’t tell on me. I made … Continued

I Fall to Pieces

Parody of Patsy Cline’s “I Fall to Pieces” By Hal Mitchell I fall to pieces Each time they trash your name I fall to pieces When they say America’s to blame They want me to act like America Will never … Continued

Patriot Parodies

Patriot Parodies Everyone would be a Patriot if only he could But let me be *succinct and clearly understood **De Tocqueville once said “America is good” When She does things that she really should. In times of crises Patriots don’t … Continued

Walzing Matilda

Kamala’s “Walzing” Matilda Parody Kamala chose a **”Swagman” from Minnesota To make her presidential bid He can’t help her one iota So down their numbers slid. They can’t win with stolen valor Nor raise an English Quid His face has … Continued

God’s Covenants With America

God’s Covenants With America By Hal Mitchell Did you know that God has entered into more than one Covenant with America? I believe that God was so serious about covenants that He decided to create three of them so we … Continued

Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor

Parody of “Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor” by Emma Lazarus By Hal Mitchell Give me your tired, your poor, Coming to America to be free. Send the wretched ones from your frenzied shores. Send these homeless wretches all to … Continued

Have We Told You, America

Parody of “Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?” by Van Morrison Have we told you, America, how we love you? Have we told you, America, how we love you? Could we tell you once again and bow? … Continued

Biden’s American Pie

Biden’s American Pie By Sing Along With HalMitch It wasn’t so very long ago. . . I remember how the money flowed How makin’ a livin’ made me smile And I knew if I had a chance To sell my … Continued