Patriot Parodies

Parody of All My Exes All My Taxes By Hal Mitchell All my Taxes are paid in Texas But I live in Tennessee The IRS knows not how it affects us But please George, don’t tell on me. I made … Continued

Parody of Patsy Cline’s “I Fall to Pieces” By Hal Mitchell I fall to pieces Each time they trash your name I fall to pieces When they say America’s to blame They want me to act like America Will never … Continued

Patriot Parodies Everyone would be a Patriot if only he could But let me be *succinct and clearly understood **De Tocqueville once said “America is good” When She does things that she really should. In times of crises Patriots don’t … Continued

Kamala’s “Walzing” Matilda Parody Kamala chose a **”Swagman” from Minnesota To make her presidential bid He can’t help her one iota So down their numbers slid. They can’t win with stolen valor Nor raise an English Quid His face has … Continued

God’s Covenants With America By Hal Mitchell Did you know that God has entered into more than one Covenant with America? I believe that God was so serious about covenants that He decided to create three of them so we … Continued

Parody of “Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?” by Van Morrison Have we told you, America, how we love you? Have we told you, America, how we love you? Could we tell you once again and bow? … Continued

Biden’s American Pie By Sing Along With HalMitch It wasn’t so very long ago. . . I remember how the money flowed How makin’ a livin’ made me smile And I knew if I had a chance To sell my … Continued

Parody by HalMitch – All Day, All Night, Kellyanne (Conway) Campaign Mgr. for Trump – Written in 2016 All day all night Kellyanne All day all night Kellyanne Down by the landslide’s shiftin’ sands. Even Trump’s children love Kellyannne Down … Continued

The Peoples’ House By Hal Mitchell   Who brought the Cocaine into the Peoples’ House? Did they slip it through a “crack” like a sneaky mouse? The “Big Guy’s” Press just “Ain’t Gonna” say. They’ll try to hide it by … Continued