E.T. and the Drones

Trump, E.T., and the Drones

People in New Jersey are worried about the Drones

Some, to find the answer, called Trump on they’re phones.

But others suggestd we ask Biden and Trump to ignore.

Biden would like to comment if he could only find the door!

So I quickly texted this urgent plea . . .

Please call home, E.T.!

Drones were orginally made as toys for such as you and me.

But now they take away our joys, it’s plain enough to see.

They’re loved by girls and boys and produce a revelry.

But that’s not what they’re hearin’ on NEWS-MAX TV.

So I quickly texted this urgent plea . . .

Please call home, E.T.!

These Drones are as big as V,W.’s and made for more than play.

Most would like to have one but are just afraid to say.

And Trump wants an answer before Christmas Day,

Because there could be a problem requiring all of us to pray.

So I urgently texted this hasty plea . . .

Please call home now, E.T.!

E. T.

Hal Mitchell

The Bard of Hearthstone Hills