Patriot Parodies

Everyone would be a Patriot if only he could

But let me be *succinct and clearly understood

**De Tocqueville once said “America is good”

When She does things that she really should.

In times of crises Patriots don’t turn back

Nor hide in fear from the Enemy’s attack

But are on the alert and protected from ***flak

As the sound of their weapons pop and crack

****Sunshine Patriots can’t defend our Godly State

If they do come to the battle, they come too late

But I know a man who won the debate

And he’s determined to “Make America Great!”