Press One – Press Two

Press One – Press Two
Press One; Press Two
Oh, what to do?
It’s the same old tune,
The world is as crazy as a loon!

I long for days gone past.
Pick up the phone; A Hello Girl asks,
In a voice as fresh as a breeze,
Hello. Number please?

“Can I just talk to someone today?” I wonder.
That someone then said “Did it thunder?”
No, you’re in an “End Times” blunder.
And our former world has gone asunder!

Hal Mitchell

The Bard of Hearthstone Hills