Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)
By Hal Mitchell – 10/7/2025
This disease was diagnosed by “Dr.” Pres. Trump himself. It was discovered during the 2016 presidential election and continues even now. At that time, few people knew about it, but as the presidential campaigns wore on, more and more liberals were infected with it. It is caught when a liberal comes into contact by sincere conservative Christians. They are the main cause of this disease and there are no vaccinations against it.
The symptoms are 1. A burning in the intestines 2. A dizzy feeling and a desire to “Upchuck” 3. Loss of sleep and appetite 4. A craving for jellybeans 5. An inability to accurately perceive the world 6. A rash in the groin area 7. A desire to read the biography of Leon Trotsky 8. A craving to sing along with Gene Autry as he sings “Tweedle-O-Twill”. Lyrics on Page 2.
The only known cure for TDS is to read and meditate on John 8:32 –
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free!
Tweedle-O-Twill
By Gene Autry
Tweedle O’Twill, puffin’ on corn silk
Tweedle O’Twill, whittle’n’ wood
Settin’ there wishin’, he could go fishin’
Over the hill, Tweedle O’Twill
Tweedle O’Twill, don’t he look drowsy
Tweedle O’Twill, noddin’ his head
Bet he feels lazy, pluckin’ that daisy
Gettin’ a thrill, oh Tweedle O’Twill
Tweedle O’Twill, bobbin’ and weavin’
Tweedle O’Twill, wadin’ in corn
Takin’ it easy, out where it’s breezy
Better be still, Tweedle O’Twill
Tweedle O’Twill, swattin’ a horsefly
Tweedle O’Twill, ticklin’ his nose
Birds of a feather, flockin’ together
Gettin’ a thrill, Tweedle O’Twill